Category Archives: Lie!
Manly Truck Tire
Manly Truck Tire for a manly truck of manliness.
A Simplified Guide to the Ontario Provincial Election 2011
Conservatives – Assholes Composed of rich assholes, fundamentalist assholes and bigoted assholes. Liberals – Entitled Composed of rich assholes too chicken to be Conservatives, Catholics, and middle managers. New Democrats – Emos Composed of assholes too poor to be Liberals, the five remaining middle class families, and the last two union leaders. [...]
Connecting Dots?
Several months ago Host Co. of the Pan Am Games gave the Hamilton Tiger Cats $100 million to build a new stadium provided Hamilton kicked in another $50 million. The Pan Am $100 million was supposed to go towards a Pan Am Athletics Stadium. This deal was brokered by the newly minted Mayor Bratina. There [...]
Best Towing Company for A Rear Ender
Names have been changed to protect the reasonably innocent.
See it. Eat it.
Another marketing slogan you can sink your teeth into. “meat you can see is meat you can eat.” I was always trained that you needed to measure the internal temperature of meat before you eat it. Unless it is referring to something else. They spice it up with some Latin ”Vidi Vici Vora” may be more appropriate.
Risk For Real
This picture totally reminds me of playing the game Risk. I recall we altered the game so that aliens randomly attacked countries. Eventually the aliens became so powerful that all us Imperialistic nations of Risk had to band together to fight the green horde. Since we had weakened each other so much before the aliens [...]
HONDAI!!!
Two Honda Civic Hybrids side by side. License plates have been altered to protect the supposedly innocent.
Zeller’s Targetted
Zellers has been bought by Target. This worries me because I have fallen in lunch with the gravy chicken sandwich. There is no better lunch than being by slow moving old people and gnoshing on gravy slathered chicken. Dear Target, please don’t take away my chicken sandwich. It is also important that we learn the [...]




