Conservatives – Assholes Composed of rich assholes, fundamentalist assholes and bigoted assholes. Liberals – Entitled Composed of rich assholes too chicken to be Conservatives, Catholics, and middle managers. New Democrats – Emos Composed of assholes too poor to be Liberals, the five remaining middle class families, and the last two union leaders. [...]
When I went to my friend’s wedding in Metcalfe Ontario (near Ottawa) I was not expecting to see a picture of Dr. Strangelove in the reception hall.
One of my sons, who shall remain nameless, looked at this Ronald McDonald charity collection bank, and said, “look it’s McJesus.”
Several months ago Host Co. of the Pan Am Games gave the Hamilton Tiger Cats $100 million to build a new stadium provided Hamilton kicked in another $50 million. The Pan Am $100 million was supposed to go towards a Pan Am Athletics Stadium. This deal was brokered by the newly minted Mayor Bratina. There [...]
Another marketing slogan you can sink your teeth into. “meat you can see is meat you can eat.” I was always trained that you needed to measure the internal temperature of meat before you eat it. Unless it is referring to something else. They spice it up with some Latin ”Vidi Vici Vora” may be more appropriate.
The annual Spring Pointy Object Cleanup Karnival was assisted by this lovely contraption that is essentially a magnetic broom. Nails, pieces of wire, bottle caps were easily picked up by the handful without the back breaking bending that this usually requires. Sadly someone stole this borrowed device while we were working on another part of [...]
This picture totally reminds me of playing the game Risk. I recall we altered the game so that aliens randomly attacked countries. Eventually the aliens became so powerful that all us Imperialistic nations of Risk had to band together to fight the green horde. Since we had weakened each other so much before the aliens [...]
Zellers has been bought by Target. This worries me because I have fallen in lunch with the gravy chicken sandwich. There is no better lunch than being by slow moving old people and gnoshing on gravy slathered chicken. Dear Target, please don’t take away my chicken sandwich. It is also important that we learn the [...]
Dear pardons and waivers Canada it is not likely I will even look at your site because you cannot even bother to proof read your advert. It is ‘different than’ not ‘different then.’ Lawyers or paralegals that lack this kind of attention to detail are not going to be looking after my pardon. Otherwise I agree [...]
