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Well I am new to twitter. A friend tweeted me a link to something I would be interested, I dutifully browsed there on my Nexus. Next thing I knew everyone on my twitter list was being bombarded by spam about weight loss, scary blogs, and links to more phishing sites. Oops. I had fallen for the oldest new trick on the intertubes. My twitter account had become a spam spewing tweet fest. Many of my more alert tweeters let me know right away, and sorting it out was painful because the center of excellence I was working at blocks all social media. However the experience inspired my to get tethering up to speed on my nexus, create a phishing for spalmon pic, two giggley quotes, and one found piece of strangeness.
“the twats have stopped tweaking this twits tweets”
“I went phishing and caught some spalmon”
Conservatives – Assholes
Composed of rich assholes, fundamentalist assholes and bigoted assholes.
Liberals – Entitled
Composed of rich assholes too chicken to be Conservatives, Catholics, and middle managers.
New Democrats – Emos
Composed of assholes too poor to be Liberals, the five remaining middle class families, and the last two union leaders.
Greens – Naive
Composed of the terminally unique, the magical thinkers, and those too disorganized to join the NDP.
All others – Insane
Composed of anti-social cultists following assholes with delusions of relevance.
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If you happen to live at this address clearly you live in a Sears Delivery truck. Now that is Sears Total Service for sure.
This restaurant in Ottawa proudly advertised their cool food. I hope they meant salad and sushi, and not chicken or beef.
When I went to my friend’s wedding in Metcalfe Ontario (near Ottawa) I was not expecting to see a picture of Dr. Strangelove in the reception hall.
This would be really bad parking considering it is on the 401 heading into TO. The back up was about 15 kilometers long.
This is not the intensive care that I work in. We saw this sign in Vernon BC. Apparently the place has been closed for years after someone was shot to death in front of it. You think being that close to an ICU…
One of my sons, who shall remain nameless, looked at this Ronald McDonald charity collection bank, and said, “look it’s McJesus.”