Conservatives – Assholes
Composed of rich assholes, fundamentalist assholes and bigoted assholes.
Liberals – Entitled
Composed of rich assholes too chicken to be Conservatives, Catholics, and middle managers.
New Democrats – Emos
Composed of assholes too poor to be Liberals, the five remaining middle class families, and the last two union leaders.
Greens – Naive
Composed of the terminally unique, the magical thinkers, and those too disorganized to join the NDP.
All others – Insane
Composed of anti-social cultists following assholes with delusions of relevance.
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