Only in Hamilton would a canine sport a handkerchief, drive a scooter, carry a shopping bag and drink Lakeport.
Category: Bad Parking
Here’s Some Interesting Sh*t
Our led lights on the tree out front of the Staircase stopped working. Turns out that some dog dropping was being kept warm by the extension cord, which grew a massive fungus ball, which ate through the insulation and shorted out the lights. This is a pic of someone taking a pic of the fungus ball. I am too posh to take a pic of pooh, so I am taking a pic of someone taking a pic of a fungus ball that is hiding a pooh. Sorry I was just feeling iterative. Pooh has inspired some awesome rants in the past. This one just knocked our lights out.
Nom Nom Bad Parking
Unfortunately dude drove into the parked Gordon Food Services truck. We have drive-ins, drive-thrus and now drive intos.
Poetry or Prozac
Some one in our neighbourhood loves Sylvia Plath. However this expression of it makes one wonder if they need their serotonin levels corrected as urgently as they have tagged their house. Hope all is well.
How To Vote 2011
There is an online site called Vote Compass where one can get an idea of which party to vote for depending on answering a series of skill testing questions. Unfortunately for me I am closest to voting for the Bloc Québécois, which is not running a candidate in Hamilton Ontario. The compass creates a lovely graph for you to visualize where you fit into the spectrum.
Missing Wheel Chair Ramp Found
The ramp up to the sidewalk of the variety building at the Staircase went missing this year. It was found when mount snow melted in the pre-spring thaw. A couple of hundred pounds of concrete was moved by myself and Emma the gung-ho volunteer. When the piece was laid into its proper place, it broke in half.
Good Food Bad Parking
Staircase business meeting turned into a lovely lunch at our favourite viet thai restaurant the other day. They have the narrowest, crunched together parking lot in the western hemisphere. This driver took the parking situation into her/his own hands. I would call this three for one parking if it were a pizza place. Thanks to Maggie for snapping the photo as my phone is getting a new glass screen.
If An Email Falls In the Forest…
“Should you not receive this e-mail message, you can request that it be re-sent by accessing the cancellation tool at https://cancel.1and1.com.”
Oops. Cancelled an old server no problem. Just seemed like a funny paragraph to me.
What the Hell Is This Thing?
What the hell is this thing? It’s smelly, soft, leaves a trail and is simply gross.
And It Still Works
This is the gatekeeper to the parking lot where I work. I have no idea what tragedy befell our robotic sentinel but it miraculously still would let you swipe your entry card.
