Serving up Hugh since 1994.
I think this family should have gotten automatic green cards and admission into the US. They could do a reality TV show, pimp my boat ride or something. Alas that was not the case. Follow the link to floatingcubans.com for much more detail and more links.
Simply amazing on so many levels. A choir composed of individual web cam submissions based on a video of the conductor. Get more info at ericwhitacre.com
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This is the sessile robot that calculates our tithe to the hospital for driving to work and being up all night. He used to have a better voice but it appears that he has had a stroke or laryngitis. Poor Mr Parking Robot.
Apparently there is only one syllable in the word ‘tongue’. Sigh. Therefore I broke the Haiku rule of 17 syllables in three lines with 5 syllables then 7 syllables then 5 syllables. Here some corrected haiku options.
Challenge: toes and dog
Row of ten toes wait
For loving tongue of dog uh!
To wet them laughing
OR
Row of ten toes wait
For loving tongey of dog
To wet them laughing
OR
Row of ten toes wait
For hot loving tongue of dog
To wet them laughing
I was involved in a spontaneou Haiku crossfire while chatting with a very literate couple on google chat. It turns out that a Haiku is composed of 17 syllables in three lines with 5 syllables then 7 syllables then 5 syllables. Here are two results.
Challenge: toes and dog
Row of ten toes wait
For loving tongue of dog
To wet them laughing
Challenge: manicure and tampon
Cut my nails short
To keep my vulva untorn
When tampon goes in
This would definitely be one of the few companies in the world that actually needs a four story lobby.
I am back from a month of volunteering at the Cool Sporting Event on the West Coast of BC. On my return to Hamilton via Calgary I noticed that the Hamilton Airport’s artistic mascot had been modified to reflect a sporting heritage. The football looks like someone had clumsily added it using GIMP, but it is really stuck in there for real. Oskaweewee.
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True Canadian Winter Olympic Spirit. Complete with stretch marks.