Two Honda Civic Hybrids side by side. License plates have been altered to protect the supposedly innocent.
Category: Lie!
Can you spot the lie?
Zeller’s Targetted
Zellers has been bought by Target. This worries me because I have fallen in lunch with the gravy chicken sandwich. There is no better lunch than being by slow moving old people and gnoshing on gravy slathered chicken.
Dear Target, please don’t take away my chicken sandwich.
It is also important that we learn the proper pronunciation of the word Target when shopping.
Thanks to Michael Batts and comedy.com.
I Is Different Then Him
Dear pardons and waivers Canada it is not likely I will even look at your site because you cannot even bother to proof read your advert. It is ‘different than’ not ‘different then.’ Lawyers or paralegals that lack this kind of attention to detail are not going to be looking after my pardon. Otherwise I agree that a guy with a tattooed face and a criminal record is no different than me at all.
While I am at it. Bucket list Hamilton should be called F*cket list Hamilton. None of the images ever relate to Hamilton, except for this picture of a carp from Cootes Paradise.
A True Hammer Dawg
Only in Hamilton would a canine sport a handkerchief, drive a scooter, carry a shopping bag and drink Lakeport.
Cadnadas Third Official Language
Since it is election day. Get out there. Support Cadnada. Vote early. Vote often.
Jesus and Geek
Or does it mean. When 1 angry cross-plus gets 3 of it’s nails equalized there is one carriage return before you forge Iven?
Seems Like Competing Interests
Oddly placed advertisements at the back of a Mall on Kipling in Toronto.
McHappy Day!
Why change your baby when you can change your life?
Success!
If only I had known that success could be achieved by just registering. That was so much easier than all the hard work over the years.
How To Vote 2011
There is an online site called Vote Compass where one can get an idea of which party to vote for depending on answering a series of skill testing questions. Unfortunately for me I am closest to voting for the Bloc Québécois, which is not running a candidate in Hamilton Ontario. The compass creates a lovely graph for you to visualize where you fit into the spectrum.
