Category: Wordery
I Is Different Then Him
Dear pardons and waivers Canada it is not likely I will even look at your site because you cannot even bother to proof read your advert. It is ‘different than’ not ‘different then.’ Lawyers or paralegals that lack this kind of attention to detail are not going to be looking after my pardon. Otherwise I agree that a guy with a tattooed face and a criminal record is no different than me at all.
While I am at it. Bucket list Hamilton should be called F*cket list Hamilton. None of the images ever relate to Hamilton, except for this picture of a carp from Cootes Paradise.
I Are Grammar
I are getting grammar mistakes. Too me make them. However this one is one a document supplied by our schoool which was last edited in 2008. Sigh. (I am hopeful they printed a bunch and are just saving paper: while losing face).
Here’s Some Interesting Sh*t
Our led lights on the tree out front of the Staircase stopped working. Turns out that some dog dropping was being kept warm by the extension cord, which grew a massive fungus ball, which ate through the insulation and shorted out the lights. This is a pic of someone taking a pic of the fungus ball. I am too posh to take a pic of pooh, so I am taking a pic of someone taking a pic of a fungus ball that is hiding a pooh. Sorry I was just feeling iterative. Pooh has inspired some awesome rants in the past. This one just knocked our lights out.
Cadnadas Third Official Language
Since it is election day. Get out there. Support Cadnada. Vote early. Vote often.
Poetry or Prozac
Some one in our neighbourhood loves Sylvia Plath. However this expression of it makes one wonder if they need their serotonin levels corrected as urgently as they have tagged their house. Hope all is well.
Success!
If only I had known that success could be achieved by just registering. That was so much easier than all the hard work over the years.
How To Vote 2011
There is an online site called Vote Compass where one can get an idea of which party to vote for depending on answering a series of skill testing questions. Unfortunately for me I am closest to voting for the Bloc Québécois, which is not running a candidate in Hamilton Ontario. The compass creates a lovely graph for you to visualize where you fit into the spectrum.
Bad Grammar. Bad Outcome.
It was in the wee hours in the morning as I passed this poster at work. I might have been really hungry, or may have been channeling my inner orc, but this was clearly a message to eat the kid.
Brazilian Beaver
The Famous Canadian beaver (Castor Canadensis) is the second largest rodent in the world next to the Capybara. While the Capybara is thriving in it’s South American climates, like Venezuela, its much smaller rodent cousin Castor Brazilensis is not faring as well. Unrelenting clear cutting along the Amazon in Southern Brazil is threatening the habitat of this much smaller rodent. Like the Canadian beaver the Capybara is able to manage a wider range climate conditions, however the Castor Brazilensis is much more vulnerable to temperature. Efforts to re-establish Castor Brazilensis in cooler climates have failed. None of the transplanted Brazilian beavers survived the winter in the Washington State’s Olympic National Park. Clearly this charming, industrious and vulnerable creature can only survive in its native habitat within Brazil’s wet lands. Clear cutting exposes beavers to harsh penetrating climates. It is time for beaver lovers everywhere to stand up and push for harder regulations in Brazil’s wet lands.
