It is world hunGer Awareness Day. In Hamilton we are so progressive we combine the world hunger day and world dyslexia day, or world typo-day, or world failed spell check day, or world illiteracy day.
Not So Green Transplant
Fernag Feral of crested torp
doth carn along the felsing
torging bollops of sithing cred
Hath minions drabbed all cultish
and scavered at the plorth
Twisted unfurled knot
of malconvexed gist
maggles and twarts like
ferming dojjitery miths
scampelling twarfing shaffing garls
mag nigh agin that festive chank
she maybles and wallies and dies.
(poetry challenge: gaelic gibberish)
Tired Old Robot
This is the sessile robot that calculates our tithe to the hospital for driving to work and being up all night. He used to have a better voice but it appears that he has had a stroke or laryngitis. Poor Mr Parking Robot.
Why It Was Sparking
Toronto FC Plays With Self
I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Ladder
Why I Have Grey Hair
Air Penguins, Jellyfish and Manta Rays
This would definitely be one of the few companies in the world that actually needs a four story lobby.
Welcome to Hamilton
I am back from a month of volunteering at the Cool Sporting Event on the West Coast of BC. On my return to Hamilton via Calgary I noticed that the Hamilton Airport’s artistic mascot had been modified to reflect a sporting heritage. The football looks like someone had clumsily added it using GIMP, but it is really stuck in there for real. Oskaweewee.