Clothing Failure

If you are gonna be a pirate you should make sure you are one that can dress properly. In fact this pirate’s dress code defies sense. One should always have their scabbard harness over TOP of their skimpy tube tops. Silly pirate.

3 thoughts on “Clothing Failure”

  1. Well I went as a Pirate for Halloween this year and I wore a bra. I wore a strapless bra. You can’t really be a pirate and have your boobs flop all over the place. Not very practical

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