I was involved in a spontaneou Haiku crossfire while chatting with a very literate couple on google chat. It turns out that a Haiku is composed of 17 syllables in three lines with 5 syllables then 7 syllables then 5 syllables. Here are two results.
Challenge: toes and dog
Row of ten toes wait
For loving tongue of dog
To wet them laughing
Challenge: manicure and tampon
Cut my nails short
To keep my vulva untorn
When tampon goes in
considering that you don’t have a vagina, I am impressed that you can accurately describe the experience of using a tampon! You’re vaginally sensitive