Fernag Feral of crested torp
doth carn along the felsing
torging bollops of sithing cred
Hath minions drabbed all cultish
and scavered at the plorth
Twisted unfurled knot
of malconvexed gist
maggles and twarts like
ferming dojjitery miths
scampelling twarfing shaffing garls
mag nigh agin that festive chank
she maybles and wallies and dies.
(poetry challenge: gaelic gibberish)